Tuesday, June 17, 2008

My friend tried to make me drink piss!! O.O

It's shocking, no joke!! I went to a friend's birthday outing last Friday to celebrate with her and...she also gave me a present! Reason being, she was busy during my birthday and did not have the opportunity to celebrate it with me. The gift was...kinda huge, hence I could not pack it into my bag. It measured approximately 45 cm x 15 cm x 15 cm, thus I had to carry it home through several MRT stations with inquisitive eyes falling on my present from time to time. At last! I got home, and eagerly opened the wrapper. And...

Lo and behold! I was surprised when I saw this legendary...

...pissing machine!!

Honestly speaking, I have never seen anything quite like it before...here's a closer shot at the machine:

Notice how straight (or overly straight) the little boy (THE BOY, not his 'thing') stands? Must be due to an overloaded bladder...

...and the tiny metal orifice is where the kiddo 'processes' your Milo Fuze, Ovaltine, green tea or what not into piss...for you to drink!

Anyway, I haven't tried it myself yet...the button at its back is kinda...hard to depress...

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

What’s the shortest distance between you and a celebrity?

10 m? 20 m? Or under 1 cm? Do note that I am not referring to the distance whereby when you saw your favorite celebrity (whoever that is) on your TV, lost yourself and decided to plant a huge kiss on the TV screen. I am referring to actually seeing him or her in their real self.

I am not someone who would gatecrash concerts, attend autograph sessions or splash cash on extravagant match tickets just to catch celebrities in action. However, I am fortunate enough myself to have caught sight of a total of…3 celebrities, when I wasn’t planning to at all.

Celebrity #1

Felicia Chin

Last seen: Approximately October 2007

Venue: Techno Edge, NUS

Seen: She was asking for students’ opinions on certain stalls. Looks like another food program

Outlook: Explosive hairstyle with bright red colored hair. Full body dress with high heels, complete with extravagant makeup

Approximate equilibrium separation: ~30 m

Was hurrying to a lecture after consuming my lunch, so did not move closer to take a better look at her

Celebrity #2

Quan Yi-feng

Last seen: Approximately January 2008

Venue: Bedok town area, in front of a flower shop

Seen: Elaborating on how to prepare certain home-made noodle dish with a male co-host, surrounded by a small crowd of audience

Outlook: Flamboyant red hair, thick mascara complete with sleeveless shirt and jeans

Approximate equilibrium separation: ~5 m

I stood around for around 10 minutes before moving off, as I needed to do some errands.

Celebrity #3

Adrian Pang

Last seen: Last Saturday!

Venue: Somewhere outside a medical shop in Bedok town area

Seen: Alone, possibly for a walk or to shop

Outlook: White sleeveless shirt and blue jeans. Seemed to be rather solemn and maybe a bit tense

Approximate equilibrium separation: ~2 m

Hmm...I could have possibly stepped on his toes had I decided to do a standing broad jump. LOL!

So! The shortest distance between me and a celebrity is ~2 m. What's yours? =p

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

I pontanged from my work today!!!

...to go to Sentosa. The feeling of the sound of waves, the rustling of leaves, warm rays from the sun and the feel of those finely ground white sand beneath my feet approximately 510 days ago just resurfaced at an instant. Few moments can be better than slacking away in the vastly empty Tanjong Beach, while probably most people are still sweating profusely at their desks, trying their best to clear the stash of papers beside the PC before 5.30pm strikes.

It was approximately 3pm. I was beginning to feel a bit listless, when some of my friends saw a soccer ball lying unguarded on the crystalline sand, with two pairs of slippers erected in the sand, on two sides of it. What luck!! That must be what me and my friends were thinking. So we rushed forth to 'tamper' with the ball. Initially, we decided to play beach soccer...but not wanting to leave the girls out, we changed the game to captain's ball instead. No chairs? Never mind! Just us and the ball will do. And what a fun hour that was, although my movement was a bit laborious under the hot sun and soft sand.

OK! Are you envious by now? Hahaha~~but look!! There is something fishy here. Have you been reading my posts all along? You would know what's wrong if you had been doing so... :p

Note: NPNT, I know I know...will upgrade my handphone soon so I can post beautiful pictures~~